A Rose by Any Other Name

I love to travel. Honest, I get what I call "The Dread Truckin' Disease" about every six months and just have to hit the road for a few days. Recently I took off for Eastern Iowa and on into Illinois. (Galena to be exact.) On our way through East Dubuque, Iowa, I couldn't help but notice when we passed by "Family Beer and Liquor". In the off chance that you're one of those "skimmers", I'm just going to sit here and let that one sink in for a moment.

Hmmmm. Family Beer and Liquor. "Come on on dear, grab Susie and Joey and let's head for Family Beer and Liquor". And how about those commercials?

Script:
Dad- When our little 8 year old Susie discovered Tequilla, her Mom and I were thrilled.
Mom- And when we discovered Family Beer and Liquor has a huge selection of Tequilla,
we were amazed.
Dad- You see, Family Beer and Liquor is the one Beer and Liquor Store in East Dubuque
that caters exclusively to families.
Mom- So whether it's a box of wine for Joey...
Dad- Or little Susie's tequilla...
Mom- Even Grandma's MD20/20...
Dad- Family Beer and Liquor is your families liquor superstore.

Anncr: And right now Family Beer and Liquor is featuring specials on Blatz 24 packs.

Dad- What with friendly helpful service and plenty of free parking....
Mom- And now with a play area near the children's section....
Dad- Why would you buy anywhere else?

Anncr: Family Beer and Liquor, conveniently located near Bob's Guns, Ammo and Fine Jewelry
on 103rd Street in East Dubuque.

By the way, there really is a Bob's Guns, Ammo and Fine Jewelry. It's in Missouri on our way to the Ozarks. I'm thinking we can get that account too.

Thanks for reading and we'll leave the mic on for ya.