World Problems Solved! or The Ramblings of an Idle Mind
Okay, so I’m confused. I don’t know why I should be, I’ve lived in Iowa for most of my life. But honest, Monday I was golfing. I had a pretty good round too, but that’s not important right now. Monday was two days ago and it was 72 degrees. I remember. Today, Wednesday, it’s snowing. Now, that’s climate change.
You see, we keep hearing that the ice caps are melting and that carbon particulate levels in the atmosphere are way up and that can only mean one thing. Gas prices are going up. Sorry, let me try again. You see, we keep hearing that Iran is developing weapons of mass destruction and that can only mean one thing. Gas prices are going up. Ooops! Okay, but just one more try and think I’ll get to the point. You see millions of people in Africa are starving and that can only mean one thing. Gas prices are going up.
Hmmm. I’m detecting a pattern here. Global warming, world nuclear tensions, starvation all have the same outcome. Let’s try one more. Medical experts tell us that an Avian Flu pendemic could happen any time, and that can only mean one thing. Yep, it seems to work no matter the problem. So, now we have a solution. Simply lower the price of gas. Come on now. All we have to do is let the government take over the oil industry, (wouldn’t that be a switch), then lower the price for everyone.
Wow, lower gas prices=no more hunger, no nuclear tensions, an averted flu pendemic. I don’t suppose it would really curb global warming, might speed it up, but it’s worth a try. Because I have a two o’clock tee time and it needs to warm up a lot.
You see, we keep hearing that the ice caps are melting and that carbon particulate levels in the atmosphere are way up and that can only mean one thing. Gas prices are going up. Sorry, let me try again. You see, we keep hearing that Iran is developing weapons of mass destruction and that can only mean one thing. Gas prices are going up. Ooops! Okay, but just one more try and think I’ll get to the point. You see millions of people in Africa are starving and that can only mean one thing. Gas prices are going up.
Hmmm. I’m detecting a pattern here. Global warming, world nuclear tensions, starvation all have the same outcome. Let’s try one more. Medical experts tell us that an Avian Flu pendemic could happen any time, and that can only mean one thing. Yep, it seems to work no matter the problem. So, now we have a solution. Simply lower the price of gas. Come on now. All we have to do is let the government take over the oil industry, (wouldn’t that be a switch), then lower the price for everyone.
Wow, lower gas prices=no more hunger, no nuclear tensions, an averted flu pendemic. I don’t suppose it would really curb global warming, might speed it up, but it’s worth a try. Because I have a two o’clock tee time and it needs to warm up a lot.
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